From The Babylon Bee JERUSALEM—Archaeologists on a dig near modern-day Jerusalem just uncovered a stunning find: a perfectly preserved Italian suit that Jesus of Nazareth wore while preaching his famous sermons and parables throughout ancient Israel. The suit was found complete with a Noah’s Ark-themed tie and pair of black dress shoes, still perfectly shined. …
Comedy from The Babylon Bee. NASHVILLE, TN—LifeWay Christian Resources announced Thursday a new modification kit that allows Christian drivers to hide their car’s ichthus fish decal from view at the push of a button. The aftermarket mod includes a dashboard button for retracting one’s Christian fish at will, as well as the wiring and body …
Here’s a laugh from The Babylon Bee. FOUR CORNERS, OR—According to sources at Four Corners Baptist Church, pastor Evan Jefferson told the congregation Sunday he was wrapping up his message a full 45 minutes before his sermon actually ended. “I’ll close with this,” Jefferson said approximately half an hour into his message, and 45 minutes before …
More humor from The Babylon Bee. WEST LAFAYETTE, IN—According to a recent study released by Purdue University, the most effective way to exchange ideas with another person is to immediately call that person a Nazi. Researchers compared the method of communication with other popular forms of dialogue, and logged the results over thousands of different …
Here’s some humor from The Babylon Bee HOLLYWOOD, CA—At the upcoming 89th Academy Awards ceremony Sunday night, the Oscar award for “Most Tolerable Christian Movie” will be handed out for the first time, sources confirmed. Academy members reportedly sat through hours of grueling Christian films in an effort to select the one that was the …