Comedy from The Babylon Bee.
NASHVILLE, TN—LifeWay Christian Resources announced Thursday a new modification kit that allows Christian drivers to hide their car’s ichthus fish decal from view at the push of a button.
The aftermarket mod includes a dashboard button for retracting one’s Christian fish at will, as well as the wiring and body modifications necessary to instantly retract the symbol as needed.
“Want to cut someone off, but worried you’ll be a bad witness? Now you can slap the red button on your dashboard and a small panel will rotate on your bumper, hiding the fish from view,” a company spokesperson said. “Flip people off on the freeway, gun down the shoulder during a traffic jam, all without worrying about marring the good name of Christ.”